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Top 10 Funny Store Signs
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Category : Misc
Rating : 4.14
Contributor : n/a
Type : T
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1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don''t you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don''t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we''ll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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